January 2012
144 posts
"New year, new me!"
SHUT UP. Why are you waiting until the end of the year to change for the “better”?! I’m just sayin’.
When people try to high-five you after a loss...
blk-cat:
Nobody wants that shit. Get the fuck out.
Why is this soooo on point?!
December 2011
107 posts
“Do you know how much you mean to me, babe? You mean a lot; more than I love shoes. You’re the most important person in my life… You have a special spot in my heart. You fucking complete it, you fill in the missing part in my life… Baby, you’re mine and I’m not sharing, nope, not at all… I’m glad that you’re mine. FOREVER MINE. Rose you’re the most important person in my...
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND.. put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
HAAHAHAHHAA, so funny (:
A real man. →
blk-cat:
nikoisfun:
shnnnangeltrn:
chrisxmusic:
buys his girl things
is mature
doesn’t cheat
learns from his mistakes
make his girl happy, no matter what
makes his girl food
open doors for his girl
carries her shit around lol
doesn’t control his girl
is there for his girl
doesn’t leave a girl for a stupid reason
doesn’t take advantage of the word “love”
doesn’t wear pink
...
If she wants to talk to you, she's text first.
blk-cat:
hotlikecoco:
duncanxp:
True or False?
falsefalsefalse
Why is it false?
If I wanna talk to you, I’ll text first. I text first all the time! Haha, NO SHAME (:
I just wanna know why some taken people act like...
You don’t get into a relationship and act single! Come back to reality, darling. You’re making yourself look so ignorant acting like that. It shows how much respect you have for your “significant other”, yourself, and THE WHOLE RELATIONSHIP itself. It just doesn’t make sense. Just stay single until you’ve matured enough to actually commit.
A confident girl doesn't show off her naked body....
*snaaaaps* Loooove it (:
Just sometimes,
I wish I wasn’t so self-conscious about my body. Sometimes I look at myself and wish my booty&legs were smaller. &it would be nice if my stomach was flatter. But DAMN, this is what I got. I’m not too ashamed. To be honest, I would take my thick, big-boned figure over a skinny, stick figure.
That’s just me.
Funny how things work.
People say that they’ll always be there when you need them. They say they will always have your back. Thing is.. You turn around & there isn’t anyone there. Cold world.
I'm a daydreamer.
"If i had one christmas wish that could come true,...
jediknight-marcf:
WELL WHY DON’T YOU STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND TELL HER.
FAGGOT ASS NIGGA.
This nigga annoys me with his fb statuses always talking about some bitch and how he too scared to talk to her. Shut the fuck up.
Why don’t you just delete him as a friend then? Or tell him to talk to her? Instead of being a meanie about it. That’s hella shady. C’mon man....
WHOA BABY.
My dad just asked me if my boyfriend can come over TOMORROW! Christmas day!
You don’t even know how surprised I was when he asked me.
1 tag
To be really REALLY honest...
I’m so fuckin’ over this twerking shit,
Like forrreal. It’s so annoying. I’m so serious right now, I’m laughing. What happened to getting hyphy?! I swear, at every dance there’s gotta be some kind of “twerking” shit going on. It has never been that serious. That’s just me. I don’t care if you agree with me or not because this is MY...
juhtay:
I will always think Asian girls are attractive.
How about them Polynesian girls tho! ALL DAY! (: ahahah,
I had a talk with my dad, right?
And like I was so freakin’ nervous, man. Wanna know why? Because I asked him what he wanted to know about my boyfriend of 9 months. He didn’t know that the boyfriend I told him about earlier this summer was the same guy now. &I told him that my relationship was serious. He asked me so many questions! We were in the car, so it’s not like I could’ve jumped out! HAHA,
He...
